Poetry for the Whole Darn Universe

Kids of all ages love kookiness in their lives so I took 50 of my fun, humorous and silly poems and self-published them in an ebook called “Poetry for the Whole Darn Universe.”

Poems included: “The Baby ate the Dog Food” “Leftovers” “My Dog has Purple Fleas” “There’s a Buffalo in my Bathtub” “A Slug Came in my House” “I Found a Little Kitty” “I Really Suck at Sports” and many more.

Please take a moment to check it out.

It’s available for ONLY.99 cents at:

* Apple ibooks for ipad, iphone and ipod devices

* Barnes&Noble Nook ereader:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Poetry-for-the-Whole-Darn-Universe/Malia-Ann-Haberman/e/2940011278181?itm=1&USRI=Malia%2BAnn%2BHaberman

* Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Poetry-Whole-Darn-Universe-ebook/dp/B0054M6XV4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1307464261&sr=1-1

* Sony ereader:

http://ebookstore.sony.com/search?keyword=Malia+Ann+Haberman

* Smashwords

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/53255

Kobo:

http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Poetry-for-Whole-Darn-Universe/book-jqTZgPnr4EKbhS0BkC_VBA/page1.html

Please feel free to download a sample before you decide to buy. I really hope you enjoy my poems and will want to read them over and over again. And please feel free to share them with all the other kids and family and friends in your life.

Thanks bunches!

Malia :)

I Can’t Believe I Burned my Toast

 

I can’t believe

I burned my toast,

and I think

I saw a ghost.

I tore my pants

and stubbed my toes,

grew a pimple

on my nose.

 

I caught a cold

and nearly died,

got hit by lightning,

now I’m fried.

I wrenched my back,

my teeth fell out,

my shower filled

with moldy grout.

 

Was chased by dogs

and stung by bees,

fell down some stairs

and skinned my knees.

Lost my glasses,

now I’m sad.

What an hour,

I’ve just had.

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